This is my life's work

Fiz-Funk! is me, my wife Nancy, our five kids, and twenty years of working out how to help people move better. 🍊

Assisted stretching session
Assisted stretching session
Assisted stretching session

Peace and blessings, radiant souls.

Fiz-Funk! (officially The Physicality Functionality Stretching and Wellness Co.) started when I was a teenager, stretching out my baseball teammates after practice. It helped them, and I loved doing it. Twenty years later, it is how I take care of my wife and our five kids.

I do most of the hands-on work. Nancy handles the books, our social media, and homeschooling the kids, who have grown up right here in the studio with us. This is a family business in every sense.

Hundreds of people have trusted me with their bodies, through injuries, recoveries, and some of the hardest seasons of their lives. I am grateful for every one of them, and I do not take a second of it for granted. πŸ™


Our new Rhode Island home

A second set of doors, right alongside Torrington. Come through and say hey. 🐚

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The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family
The Fiz-Funk! family

Eli

Kinesiologist. The community calls me Guru.

Twelve-plus years as a kinesiologist, two decades refining this practice, and a former collegiate athlete and coach. I do most of the hands-on work. Folks around here started calling me Guru, which I find funny and, honestly, quite fitting.

Nancy

My wife, nurse, and super mom

A nursing degree, five kids, a homeschool, and a full-blown doctorate in healthy momming. She keeps our books and our socials while I am doing the hands-on work. Fiz-Funk! does not open its doors without her.

The Fiz-Funk! Family

Everyone who keeps showing up

The folks across Connecticut and Rhode Island who chose this as part of their weekly routine, turned it into a livelihood for us, and made a nickname stick. 🧑

β€œHealth is wealth,
invest wisely.”

– Eli Michaels


Find us in Torrington, Connecticut or Warwick, Rhode Island. Pick whichever is closer and we will take it from there.